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Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
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Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
if you wanna be my lover (✿◠‿◠)
you gotta get with my friends (◠‿◠✿)
make it last forever (✿◠‿◠)
they like guys who last a long time in bed (✿◠✿‿◠✿)
